I will always remember my house as the house of the ladybugs.

I bought this house in Beverly on August 25, 2003, and moved in immediately. Within days, hundreds of ladybugs moved in with me. My cousin told me that they’re good luck. But I bet the ladybugs would disagree because most of them starved to death.

Every summer, I see ladybugs in my house. Sometimes they’re still alive, but mostly I see them after they die from being burned by light bulbs. I think that they entered my house when I moved in and now they breed somewhere inside my house. I didn’t see very many ladybugs outside this year. In fact, I don’t recall seeing any at all outside.

Each year I see less and less ladybugs in my house. Actually, I don’t mind seeing the ladybugs since I don’t have any pets. However much I like them, I end up flushing them down the toilet.

I’m not a superstitious person by nature. However, I truly believe that it’s bad luck to talk about car accidents while driving. I’ve already had two car accidents while talking about car accidents while driving. Both cars were totaled. So if you’re ever in a car with me, don’t talk about car accidents. If you do, I will tell you to shut up. If you continue talking about car accidents, I will punch you. If we then get into a car accident, that will prove my that my superstition is true. All because you were talking about car accidents!

He’s tireless. And that’s what makes him a great salesman.

He stands on the corner of 103rd Street and Western Avenue perpetually waving his $5 Hot ‘n’ Ready Pizza sign. He wears a baseball cap over his gray hair, but he’s much more energetic than his age would indicate. He’s effective because he makes eye contact with potential customers driving by. I’ve bought a few pizzas because of him. My sons see him and immediately want me to go into the mini strip mall parking lot as the sign guy points the way.

Whenever he’s not there, his younger substitutes aren’t as effective or as tireless as the regular sign guy. One day as I drove past Little Caesar’s, I missed him when I didn’t see him out there hawking pizzas. But then, as I drove past 103rd Street and Kedzie Avenue, I saw the sign guy holding a different sign and directing future customers into the gas station on the corner!

Today, I saw two dead squirrels in Mount Greenwood and two more dead ones in Beverly. I find this unusual because I rarely see any dead squirrels. What happened to them?

Three looked like they were killed in traffic, but one was on the sidewalk at the bottom of a tree. Is there some kind of epidemic? As I was driving home this afternoon, I saw a squirrel in the middle of the street eating an acorn. I would have run it over if I had not swerved to avoid it. It didn’t even budge!