But I'm not THAT old! How did I suddenly turn FIFTY?

Okay, I wasn’t ready for it today. I was caught completely off guard today by the mail. I opened my mailbox and there it was: AARP, The Magazine. I really needed someone to hold my hand at that moment, but I was all alone. I still can’t believe I’m old enough to belong to AARP. Even scarier: Somewhere along the line, I became a dues-paying member. However, I don’t remember writing a check to AARP, much less mailing it out. I guess this qualifies me to be a member of AARP. WOW! I guess I went on the road to senility when I wrote out the check.

I can't remember where I left AARP, The Magazine!