The Clout Club

Dr. D. performing standup comedy.

One of the comedy clubs that I remember fondly is The Clout Club. I performed there in late 1986 and early 1987. It was in the back of a bar called the Lounge Axe across the street from the Biograph Theater on north Lincoln Avenue. I went to perform there for the open mic, and I got to know the manager quite well after a few weeks. His name was Jim McManus, but I’m not so sure now. My friend Vito wrote me a joke that I always used there: “I once broke my arm in three places. Halsted, Lincoln, and Fullerton.” Sometimes it would get laughs and sometimes the audience would just stare at me with their mouths hanging wide open, leaving me to wonder why I wanted to be a standup comedian in the first place.

One day, the manager brought in Jim Wiggins who was a TV comedy writer. He had the bright idea to do political humor about the Chicago political scene since the mayoral election was coming up in February of 1987. And thus, The Clout Club was born.

I was lucky enough to be part of it after a few short months of being a comedian. Eventually, I was the emcee for the club. The highlight of my career was when CBS News came to cover one of our shows because it was right before the mayoral primary. I actually performed my standup act and got big laughs. I was even recorded by the camera for the sake of posterity during my whole performance! Jim Wiggins, Aaron Freeman, Bob Odenkirk, and Bill Gorgo also performed. Many others, Judy Tenuta, Kevin Lampe, Tom Johnson, and Bob Harris also performed back then. The Clout Club soon became the mayoral campaign headquarters for Don Haider on election night of February 1987. I was excited to be part of the entire process. During one performance, Judy Tenuta had Don Haider go up on stage with her. She told him to raise his hands, to put them down, to jump up and down. He did everything she commanded. Finally, she said, “You’re going to make a fine leader of men!”

I remember that Spike Manton was also at the club at the time. He was using his real name Kevin Manton at the time. He told me he was thinking of changing his name to Spike Manton. I told him, “Don’t do it! I don’t think people will like it.” I lost track of him for a while. So, imagine my surprise when I started hearing him introduced on the radio as Spike Manton! I am always amazed at how wrong I can sometimes be about certain things.

Dr. D.’s business card.

Working at The Clout Club was the highlight of my standup comedy career. That eventually led to my only cable TV performance that was forgotten by everyone except me. Sometimes when I recall that epoch of my life, I want to return to the stage. But then I come to my senses.

5 thoughts on “The Clout Club

  1. Joe Conti (1924-1997) – a one-time child actor

    and later “old school” pro Playboy Club circuit comedian,
    gig’d at the Clout as well. Here’s an interview –
    and a video of a stand up –

    RIP Joe and rip to the Clout as well.
    Joe’s Obit –

  2. Hi Kevin!
    Actually, The Clout Club was the perfect training ground for what you’re now doing. I remember Jim Wiggins wanted us to read about politics everyday. Do you ever get the urge to do standup comedy again?

  3. On second thought, my rephrasing does leave out the one word that gives the joke its almost illogical logic. To make “sense” it needs to be:

    “I broke my arm in three places ONCE: (pause) Lincoln, Fullerton and Halsted.”

    Meanwhile, I always wondered what it would take to make the joke work someplace other than the Lincoln Park area.

    Is the intersection not famous enough or relevant for Riddles Comedy Club in Orland Park? Would an intersection near Riddles work? Also, could the joke be localized for other locations?

    Even in the Lincoln Park or Zanies’ Old Town areas would it be better for a more local, weekday audience and not for a more city-wide weekend audience?

  4. Thank you for giving me credit for the joke that you mentioned.

    I loved that joke!

    It’s not an obvious set-up and punch line or classically funny.

    Still, it would get laughs sometimes just because of the rhythm of the words, the misdirection over whether the body was getting talked about or the other circumstances surrounding the accident, and finally, the connection to the audience members that knew the streets and how they were arranged in the city.

    I always thought that it flowed better with a different word order:

    “I broke my arm in three places: (pause) Lincoln, Fullerton and Halsted.”

    — Vito

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