Bob Dylan for President

We need an intelligent president. We should raise the qualifications to run for President of the United States of America. All we need to do is add one more criterion. All candidates must have won the Nobel Prize. Nobel Prize winners are intelligent. We have so many American Nobelists who are scientists and economists. I’m sure any Nobel Prize winner would make a great president.

I would nominate Bob Dylan, who was awarded the Nobel Prize for literature in 2016. He would be prepared to answer any question.

“Why should we vote for a musician?”

“The times they are a-changin’.”

“How does the campaign trail make you feel?”

“Like a rollin’ stone.”

“How unhealthy is our air quality?”

“The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind.”

“And what do you think of our current president’s direction?”

“Knock, knock, knockin’ on heaven’s door.”

“What would you say to personal attacks by a female politician?”

“Lay, lady, lay. Lay across my big brass bed.”

“When you win the election, what will you tell your supporters?”

“We did it! Everybody must get stoned!”